Monday, July 20, 2009

Movies and Babies

So, hubby and I went to see HP6 last night- without our kids. Youngest would have been too scared and oldest would have spent most of the time in the bathroom pretending not to be scared. We passed by a row and I noticed 2 women there with very young children- under the age of 2. The previews start to roll and when the one of the new "Twilight" movie shows one of the characters turning into a werewolf (sorry folks, I didn't jump on the "Twilight" train), the younger kid starts screaming. I report it to the manager who asks the (very) young lady to take her screaming child out. After the movie is over, she is sitting there, holding the now sleeping child and giving me the evil eye.

1. If you can't afford a babysitter, or your family won't watch your child, then you can't afford a night out at the movies.

2. Take your kids to the movies earlier in the day so we adults can enjoy a kid free movie.

3. Use birth control so you don't get pregnant in your teen years and ruin your life and my movie.

4. My taxes paid for that baby's birth and all his pediatrician bills as you are not working and his daddy is absent! Get over yourself.

If I go to the movies with my kids, who are 7 and 14 now, we go to the earlier shows. When my youngest was an infant and before we knew anyone in our new neighborhood, I would take her to the movies. We tried to time it during her naps and I fed her as the previews were rolling. If she fussed, either my husband or I would take her out of the theater immediately. My first child was born was I was 28, and the last when I was 35, happily married and on firm financial legs.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Things to Do...

...while waiting in line to pick up your kid at summer school:

1. Try to keep his younger sister entertained. I taught her to knit and needlepoint. Does she bring her projects with her?? No. So, she climbs around the car acting like a monkey.

2. Listen to the hybrid engine not make emissions!

3. Get ahead on Christmas knitting- or at least, that was the plan!

4. Listen to the Disney Channel and try not to poke out eardrums with knitting needles.

5. Wonder if feeding kids peanut butter sandwiches for dinner, again, is child abuse. I do include carrots and either milk or juice.

6. Wonder what fabulous meal hubby is having with his colleagues at dinner.

I have not poked out my eardrums, yet. I did finish a simple garter stitch bib and started a knit burp cloth. I have not throttled monkey-girl. I have packed up a bag of her projects. We have run out of peanut butter and I really don't want to go to the store today, so it's spaghetti for dinner. Hubby's fab dinner turned out to be Whataburger.